Wednesday, July 31, 2013

National Orgasm Day

Seriously? Who decides these things? I mean, isn’t every day…?


Sounds like as good a reason as any to skip out of work early. What kind of boss is going to say “No, that doesn’t sound important enough”?

But be careful. Apparently, there are still women around who fake orgasms, which never made any sense to me –- nor it seems to the guy who coined the old joke:

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: They think we care.

So since it’s officially National Orgasm Day, let’s all get at it –- and no faking –- or insisting it was the wrong kind. To which Woody Allen once famous responded:

“I’ve never had the wrong kind. Never ever. My worst one was right on the money”.

And leave us not forget – Kevin Kline won an Academy Award for his…

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