Aaaarrrggghhhh! Things are getting tough out there.
The Loonie's sinking faster than the bird it's named after diving for a Pickerel.
Alberta's losing 12,000 jobs a month while the family farm becomes the next candidate for a wing of Drumheller's Tyrrell Museum.
Even the mighty Wall that Saskatchewan built is starting to crumble.
How much longer until the fabled Prairie Schooners slip from their barns and once again sail beneath the living skies?
Captain Tractor, we await our orders...
Enjoy Your Sunday